Fluent in Silence Hoodie Sweatshirt

Fluent in Silence Hoodie Sweatshirt Because sometimes the loudest statement is a really cozy hoodie.

Wrap yourself in the warm embrace of this Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt—perfect for introverts, nap enthusiasts, and anyone who thinks “outside” is a strong word. Whether you're dodging small talk or just vibing with your couch, this hoodie’s got your back (literally).

🦘 Features that speak volumes (quietly):

• Kangaroo pouch pocket: for hands, snacks, or emergency phone escapes
• Adjustable drawstring hood: because your head deserves options
• Seamless design: less waste, more wow
• 50% cotton + 50% polyester = 100% snuggle-approved

🎁 Great for:

• Birthdays, holidays, or bribing someone to forgive you
• Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year—aka peak hoodie season
• Casual hangouts, cozy nights, or pretending to jog

🧼 Care instructions (aka Hoodie TLC):

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)
• Tumble dry medium (not too hot, not too sad)
• Iron low (if you must)
• No dry cleaning—this hoodie doesn’t do fancy

Whether you're fluent in silence or just fluent in comfort, this hoodie is your new favorite conversation-avoiding companion.