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I'm Cooked Hoodie

I'm Cooked Hoodie

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🧅 Cooked Hoodie – Toasty Like a Baked Potato

Introducing the Cooked Hoodie: the fashion equivalent of a warm hug from a marshmallow. Whether you're braving the tundra (aka your office AC) or binge-watching shows like it's your full-time job, this hoodie’s got your back — literally.

Made from fleece so soft it might just file for emotional support status, it’s perfect for anyone who wants to look chill while staying warm. The kangaroo pocket? Big enough to hold your phone, snacks, and the existential dread of Monday mornings.

🎁 Great gift for friends, family, or that one cousin who’s always cold and refuses to turn on the heat.

 

🔥 Features That Slap

  • Necktape: Because your neck deserves luxury
  • Kangaroo pocket: For hands, snacks, or awkward small talk escapes
  • Soft hand-feel: Like petting a cloud that moisturizes
  • Adjustable hood: Tighten it when life gets too real
  • Regular fit: Not too baggy, not too clingy — just right
 

🧼 Care Instructions (aka Hoodie Spa Day)

  • Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)
  • No bleach — this hoodie’s already bright enough
  • Tumble dry low, like your expectations
  • Iron low if you’re fancy
  • No dry cleaning — we’re not that bougie
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